作词 : Momus Ladies and gentlemen This song is not intended for children He’s a bit risque Not the least bit gay (in the happy way) Ping pong he plays He wrote ‘Space Jews’ And ‘The Cabriolet’ But he won’t grope us The hippopotamomus With advisories of explicit language On every album The censors are kept at bay Singing Mo-mo-mo-mo mo-mo-mo-mo mo-mo-mo-mo Momus isn’t gay He’s a voyager (he’s a voyager) Somewhat sinister, sir (somewhat sinister, sir) A conquistador With an analog synthesiser Powdered wig Hides a devil’s haircut When bubblegum and glam rock reigned A young Momus dug the J5 And Jane Birkin’s shapely legs Singing Mo-mo-mo-mo mo-mo-mo-mo mo-mo-mo-mo Momus isn’t gay With a Mini Moog (with a Mini Moog) He can be lewd (he can be lewd) Most of his songs Are not intended for children Where the Zeppelin flies at your command Dr Robert Moog made the Moog he plays And then it came A song from Bill from Maine