[00:00.000] 作词 : Momus
[00:05.855]This chronicle purports to be
[00:08.555]A true account for all to see
[00:11.272]Of the picaresque adventures
[00:14.011]Of Mr Brent Busboom
[00:16.707]The picaresque adventures
[00:19.531]The picturesque inventions
[00:22.125]The life and the opinions
[00:24.702]Of Mr Brent Busboom
[00:27.613](The life and the opinions of Mr Brent Busboom)
[00:38.529]When you grow up in a hick town
[00:41.450]Never let it get you down
[00:44.119]Build up all your irony
[00:46.945]And bang on a big bass drum
[00:49.615]Busboom, a precocious boy
[00:52.418]Born in Champaign, Illinois
[00:54.868]Compiled a redneck dictionary
[00:57.784]Entitled it The Hictionary
[01:00.372](He compiled a redneck dictionary, entitled it The Hictionary)
[01:11.286]At high school Brent took on John Flynn
[01:14.277]Headmaster and puritan
[01:16.672]Who declared ‘disruptive to the school’
[01:19.565]An oil in the painting show
[01:22.209]Of Nancy Reagan on a rug
[01:24.986]Upon her head a crown of drugs
[01:27.673]Busboom contrived to blackmail Flynn
[01:30.491]And the painting went back in
[01:33.047](The painting went back in the show but John Flynn had to go)
[01:44.076]At Reno University
[01:46.824]Brent showed his true perversity
[01:49.420]With a paper on commercials
[01:52.194]By the ad man Bill Bernbach
[01:55.109]Busboom’s essay made the claim
[01:57.775]That Bernbach’s cereal campaign
[02:00.368]Had drawn its inspiration
[02:03.120]From Milton’s Paradise Lost!
[02:05.769](Life Cereal: as crunchy as Milton’s Paradise Lost!)
[02:16.572]And if you want to know a bit about prejudice
[02:19.312]Just ask an old Creationist
[02:22.183]Like William Jennings Bryan
[02:24.863]Who got Darwin banned in schools
[02:27.701]Brent Busboom, his descendant
[02:30.338]Took paintbrush and amended
[02:32.924]The Nevada state motto to
[02:35.689]‘A great place to get screwed’
[02:38.371](So welcome to Nevada, a great place to get screwed!
[02:43.651]And never let a monkey make a monkey out of you)
[02:49.374]Well he went to work in a burger bar
[02:52.121]But he lasted only five hours there
[02:55.000]They caught him spreading pamphlets
[02:57.692]Saying the meat was human flesh
[03:00.212]‘Our butchers will recycle you
[03:03.151]To make the best of death
[03:05.609]Why not donate your body for
[03:08.620]A burger made of flesh!’
[03:11.368](A burger made entirely of recycled human flesh)