[00:00.00] 作词 : Carter, Douthit, Murs ...
[00:23.36]First let me ask for forgiveness  since I might go to hell
[00:26.38]But I'm addicted to these girls  though where they f**k feel smell
[00:29.28]And I been around the world in and out of hotels
[00:32.17]Now I'm finally off tour I got some stories to tell
[00:35.01]It all started with Mel my first time doin' it
[00:38.08]Nervous  couldn't speak
[00:39.52]I was scared I might ruin it
[00:41.00]Something like a pulse she knew how to take it slow
[00:44.02]Knew one false move and I could f**k around and blow
[00:46.66]So I went with the flow
[00:48.16]It went better than I planned
[00:49.63]Finally found something better than cummin' in my hand
[00:52.60]They say you come twice the first time  now I understand
[00:55.45]I came once inside of her
[00:56.94]Then I became a man
[00:58.36]The next couple of times weren't quite that memorable
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[01:01.59]Temikha  Glydia must've thought I was pitiful
[01:04.35]Bustin' after two minutes  I thought that shit was typical
[01:07.55]That was probably why they never got back at a nigga so
[01:10.32]Once upon a time in a land around the way
[01:13.15]There lived a couple of girls that would never give me play
[01:16.00]Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday
[01:18.39]
[01:18.94]Everytime I tried to hit it they say  no way
[01:21.81]Till one fine day in this land of L A
[01:24.83]We finally slipped up and she let me have my way
[01:27.75]She kinda turned me out  changed my life I must say
[01:30.71]Cause I haven't stopped chasin' these bars to this day
[01:33.55]Now out the city walk come at this iddibittybitch
[01:36.57]About 4'7  hmmm  4'11 with a switch
[01:39.65]Now lets just say  ehh I think I got it backwards
[01:42.64]But big things do come good in small packages
[01:45.37]As for actrices in L A  there's so many
[01:48.23]Let me tell you about this freak named Small Town Jenny
[01:51.16]After bad auditions  she was guaranteed to hit me
[01:54.13]To f**k her on a break when she was waitressing at Danny's
[01:57.09]Now there was Umi  female emcee
[01:59.94]We talked most of the night about the M-I-C
[02:02.86]When it was time for us to get down to B-I-Z
[02:05.08]
[02:05.64]She let me stick it straight in her asshole  lyrically
[02:08.77]I love chicks on e that you meet out at these raves
[02:11.61]They use it as an excuse for them to misbehave
[02:14.21]I met Rachel in the corner all emotional and mushy
[02:17.30]Put my dick on her tongue  glowstick in her pussy
[02:20.17]And
[02:21.06]Once upon a time in a land around the way
[02:23.33]There lived a couple of girls that would never give me play
[02:26.23]Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday
[02:28.49]
[02:29.09]Everytime I tried to hit it they say  no way
[02:32.05]Till one fine day in this land of L A
[02:34.79]We finally slipped up and she let me have my way
[02:38.02]She kinda turned me out  changed my life I must say
[02:40.96]Cause I haven't stopped chasin' these bars to this day
[02:43.74]Alright I had a dancer named Candy stripper chicks
[02:46.78]Said she only had to dance to get her family out the fix
[02:49.93]Fine as hell  but the bitch made me sick
[02:52.59]Cause after datin' two months she'd still make me tip
[02:55.47]I know a female mexicana by the name of Iliana
[02:58.38]She likes me dinky's and a wife beater not pyjama's
[03:01.44]Caught her with another dude poppin' up by her casa
[03:04.32]But I keep her on the team just to represent la raza
[03:07.29]Now Lesbian Liz hasn't called a lot lately
[03:10.02]She love to live the legends but she also loves the ladies
[03:13.12]I had to let her go  before she led me to crazy
[03:16.02]She was lousy in the sack  laid back and hell of lazy
[03:18.88]A couple of weeks back it was all about Meretta
[03:21.87]Straight up hood rat always beggin' me for cheddar
[03:24.85]Had to keep her hair did and her manicure was real
[03:27.71]But now I'm f**kin' the corean broad that used to do her nails
[03:30.76]And
[03:31.24]Once upon a time in a land around the way
[03:33.63]There lived a couple of girls that would never give me play
[03:36.43]Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday
[03:39.43]Everytime I tried to hit it they say  no way
[03:42.22]Till one fine day in this land of L A
[03:45.06]We finally slipped up and she let me have my way
[03:48.22]She kinda turned me out  changed my life I must say
[03:51.08]Cause I haven't stopped chasin' these bars to this day