作词 : Foreman, Thompson
So there I am polished heart, throat in full puff
I look the part, my wad is packed to reimburse
I've yet to re-rehearse many moons spent on lovelines lent from
Long-legged, pop-eyed, fat-necked, 
Benny Bullfrog
Final run-through polish up
The flower of love's my buttercup
Moon in June for you, 
I'll croon
Just like pop-eyed fat-necked 
Benny Bullfrog
Mean piece of muscle, 
I'm Melvin 
ToadI dice with death, across the road
Hop aboard my lover's leap
Fat-necked, 
Quatermass, who needs a 
Benny Bullfrog
Here she comes(Keep a cool head)
My legs numb(Keep a cool head)
I can't run(Keep a cool head)
Hi, my name's 
Hunky, how d'you do?
I catch a fly in one swoop
I catch a fly just for you, that's if you do want me to
But you're not hungry 
I knowA sixth sense gave me a clue
I know what else we can do(You creep)
Long-legged, pop-eyed, fat-necked, 
Benny Bullfrog
Wish I was 
Benny Bullfrog
Cool as Benny 
BullfrogWhat's the secret, 
Bullfrog?