I'm gonna move to Canada Yeah I've made up my mind Leave everything behind I'll catch a plane' fly away from this rain I'm gonna move to Canada I'm gonna meet Neil Young I just know we'll get along Show up at his house Convince him and his spouse I'll pick up my guitar and play A couple of my songs A couple of my songs A couple of my songs That I'll sing at the top of my lungs I'm gonna move to Canada Yeah I've made up my mind Leave everything behind I'll catch a plane' fly away from this rain Mister Young will be impressed And offer me a record deal And tell me to call him Neil We'll have a ball until Canada's too small Then I'll pack up my guitar and I Will move to the US I'll move to the US I'll move to the US To be a sensational succes I'm gonna move to Canada Yeah I've made up my mind Leave everything behind I'll catch a plane' fly away from this rain After Canada the USA is a piece of cake All the sales records I'll break "The Best Thing Since The Beatles" Is what magazines will write With my guitar and band I will conquer every town I'll conquer every town I'll conquer every town Me' the singing rock'n roll clown I still wanna move to Canada But for now I'll just stay here I think it's best for my career When I get home from the office Where I've worked all my life I pick up my guitar and play A couple of my old songs A couple of my old songs A couple of my old songs And I think: "Damn" "Neil Young would have loved these songs' He would have loved these songs" Maybe next year Maybe next year Maybe next year Maybe next year