sleeping  very  soundly  on  a  saturday  morning
I  was  dreaming  I  was  al  capone
There's  a  rumour  going  round
Gotta  clear  outa  town
Im  smelling  like  a  dry  fish  bone
Here  come  the  law  gonna  break  down  the  door
Gonna  carry  me  away  once  more
Never  never  I  never  want  it  anymore
Gotta  get  away  from  this  stone  cold  floor
Crazy  stone  cold  crazy  you  know
Rainy  afternoon  I  gotta  blow  a  typhoon
And  Im  playing  on  my  slide  trombone
Anymore  anymore  cannot  take  it  anymore
Gotta  get  away  from  this  stone  cold  floor
Crazy  stone  cold  crazy  you  know
Walking  down  the  street
Shooting  people  that  I  meet
With  my  rubber  tommy  water  gun
Here  come  the  deputy
Hes  gonna  come  and  get  me
I  gotta  get  me  up  and  run
They  got  the  sirens  loose
I  ran  right  outa  juice
They're  gonna  put  me  in  a  cell
If  I  can't  go  to  heaven
Will  they  let  me  go  to  hell
Crazy  stone  cold  crazy  you  know