[00:06.04]Closest to the Bone
[00:09.17]Sweeter is the meat
[00:11.86]Last slice of Virginia ham
[00:14.16]Is the best that you can eat
[00:17.14]Don't talk about my baby
[00:19.48]She's slender but she's sweet
[00:22.66]Closest to the Bone
[00:24.90]And sweeter is the meat
[00:27.79]Now she'd make a good thermometer
[00:30.54]If she drank a glass of wine
[00:33.03]She's built just like a garter snake
[00:35.68]She climbs up like a vine
[00:38.32]My friends tell me I'm a fool
[00:40.97]To love a girl like that
[00:43.77]Here's the reason I like 'em slim
[00:46.25]Instead of big and fat
[00:48.62]'Cause, closest to the bone
[00:52.35]Sweeter is the meat
[00:55.05]Last slice of Virginia ham
[00:57.19]Is the best that you can eat
[00:59.87]Now don't talk about my baby
[01:02.45]She's slender but she's sweet
[01:05.50]Umm, closest to the bone
[01:07.59]And sweeter is the meat
[01:10.55]Let's go
[01:12.74]Yeah, let's go
[01:15.43]Yeah, boy
[01:26.50]Attaboy
[01:29.24]One more, one more
[01:31.28]One more, one more
[01:33.45]Yeah, boy
[01:36.75]Sweeter is the meat
[01:42.08]Yeah, closest to the bone, yeah
[01:48.59]Ah, look out now
[02:38.70]Now she'd make a first class fountain pen
[02:41.61]If she only knew how to write
[02:44.16]Her figure's like a piece of string
[02:46.66]Um, she rolls up every night
[02:49.34]Everybody thinks that I'm a nut
[02:52.28]To love this lovely worm
[02:54.77]Boy there's one reason I like 'em slim
[02:57.26]Instead of round and firm
[02:59.60]'Cause, Closest to the bone
[03:03.29]Sweeter is the meat
[03:06.03]Last slice of Virginia ham
[03:08.45]Is the best that you can eat
[03:10.90]Now don'cha talk about my baby
[03:13.84]She's slender but she's sweet, um
[03:16.79]Closest to the Bone
[03:18.79]Um, swee, I got another one now, listen here
[03:21.93]Um, she'd make a fine piccolo
[03:24.66]If she only stayed on key
[03:27.26]Boy she's shaped like a rubber band
[03:29.85]And she loves to snap at me
[03:32.87]Everybody thinks I'm insane
[03:35.30]To overlook her faults
[03:37.99]But here's the reason I like 'em skinny
[03:40.34]Instead of full of schmaltz
[03:42.83]'Cause, closest to the bone
[03:46.53]Sweeter is the meat
[03:49.13]Last slice of Virginia ham
[03:51.56]Is the best that you can eat
[03:54.46]Don't talk about my baby
[03:56.65]She's slender but she's sweet
[03:59.66]And it's closest to the bone
[04:02.19]And sweeter is the meat