[00:11.94]I was at the bar with my drinkin team,
[00:13.26]It was me Jack Daniels and my homey Jim Bean.
[00:15.60]We were kinda blitzed and we were trying to behave Y'all
[00:17.34]when in walked a soldier he was from the fuzzy naval.
[00:18.57]We were fallin, stumblin, crawlin
[00:19.86]her come da police, Captain Tom Collins,
[00:20.97]and the rapper said freeze
[00:21.51]he said "hands in the air and hand over your keys"
[00:22.56]now we did, and that was kinda simple,
[00:49.80]now here came Marguarita and her friend Shirley Temple.
[00:52.89]I asked my friend 'bout Marguarita,
[00:58.38]he said Shirley was a virgin an I wouldn't wanna meet her.
[01:20.04]So I talked to Marguarita, cause yoh, she was flyer.
[01:22.77]I took her to the coast cause I wanted to Screw Driver.
[01:24.60]Now Im not one for a speech,
[01:32.49]but there was plenty of Tequila and Sex On The Beach, Y'all.
[01:34.83]Tequila
[01:35.10]Te-Te-Te -Tequila
[01:35.58]Tequila
[01:35.82]Here we go again and Im not fussin,
[01:37.02]see I'm a French Mexican but I can get with White Russians,
[01:39.12]at the bar with a drink in my hand.
[01:40.74]In walked Jose Cuervo what was marguaritas man.
[01:41.85]I talked to the wise man cause, yoh he's distinguished.
[01:43.23]His name was St. Ives and he spoke in old english.
[01:45.09]He said "you'd better think fast,
[01:58.89]cause Jose is kinda crazy and I heard he Shot Glass".
[02:00.36]He gave me some advice and it went like this:
[02:01.44]"catch the night train and head up to 'cisco"
[02:02.31]I didn't wanna stick around,
[02:05.94]I caught the 1: 51 to New York, the Grey Hound.
[02:09.96]Now I'm at the Red Zone, everybody's stylin'.
[02:22.05]Was sippin Ice Teas on Long Island.
[02:33.57]I blacked out and the party came to a halt,
[02:57.24]cause I was drinking the Tequila with the lemon assault Y'all
[03:00.54]Tequila
[03:02.19]Te-Te-Te -Tequila
[03:06.36]Tequila
[03:17.85]I woke up in the morning and felt like a Zombie,
[03:18.99]the Tequila Gold Label had bombed me.
[03:20.07]You see I woke up late and wasn't feelin' so great,
[03:21.75]And Mike said there's a Bicardi party startin' at eight.
[03:23.46]Yo we walked in the party and started playin our games,
[03:25.53]we played tops, fuzzy quarters, with Bartles &James.
[03:28.14]Here came Shirley Temple and they told me to chill,
[03:29.58]because the Mickey Brothers took her up to strawberry hill.
[03:31.02]They took her $1000 mink and she could barely think,
[03:32.19]cause the Tequila that she drank had her tickled pink.
[03:34.50]Now the music came on and I rocked the instrumental.
[03:35.88]There's a groupie named Mai Tai, a fly oriental.
[03:37.29]A groupie is a girl that jocks,
[03:41.64]She wore the def Black Velvet and drank Scotch on the Rocks.
[03:43.02]We had a fake marriage, now here's to honeymoon,
[03:44.22]Ya zone vagabond and the Blue Lagoon.
[03:50.58]Now everybody take a word from the wise,
[03:52.77]A girly and a bottle, Tequila Sunrise.
[03:53.94]Tequila
[03:54.27]Te-Te-Te -Tequila
[03:55.92]Tequila
[03:56.85]Tequila
[03:57.51]Te-Te-Te -Tequila
[04:13.74]Tequila