Waltzing Matilda whipped out her wallet

The sexy boy smiled in dismay

She took out four twenties, 'cause she liked round figures

Everybody's a queen for a day



Oh, babe, I'm on fire and you know I admire

Your body, why don't we slip away?

Although I'm sure you're certain, it's a rarity me flirtin'

Sha la la la, this way



Oh, sha la la la la, sha la la la la

Hey, baby, why don't we slip away



Luscious and gorgeous, oh what a hunk of muscle!

Call out the national guard

She creamed in her jeans as he picked up her means

From off of the formica topped bar



And cascading slowly, he lifted her wholly

And boldly out of this world

And despite people's derision, proved to be more than diversion

Sha la la la, later on



And then sha la la la la, he entered her slowly

And showed her where he was coming from

And then sha la la la la, he made love to her gently

It was like she'd never ever come



And then sha la la la la, sha la la la la

When the sun rose and he made to leave

You know, sha la la la la, sha la la la la

Neither one regretted a thing



Hey, that cunt's not breathin' bybe

I think she's had too much

Of something or other, you know what I mean

I don't mean to scare you

But you're the one who came here

And you're the one who's gotta take her when you leave



I'm not being smart

Or trying to be cold on my part

And I'm not gonna wear my heart on my sleeve

But you know people get all emotional

And sometimes man, they just don't act rational

You know, they think they're just on TV



Sha la la la, sha la la la hey hey

Why don't you just slip her away?



You know, I'm glad that we met, man

It really was nice talking

And I really wish that there was a little more time to speak

But you know it could be a hassle

Trying to explain myself to a police officer

About how it was that your old lady got herself stiffed



And it's not like we could help

But there was nothing no one could do

And if there was, man, you know I would have been the first

Well, it's a universal truth

But when someone turns that blue

And then you just know that bitch will never fuck again










But why don't you grab your old lady by the feet?

And just lay her out on the darkened street

And by morning, she's just another hit and run...

You know, some people got no choice

And they can't never find a voice

To talk with that they can even call their own



So the first thing that they see

That allows them the right to be

Why they follow it?

You know, it's called bad luck



Sha la la la la, sha la la la la, sha la la la la

Sha la la la la, sha la la la la, sha la la la la

Sha la la la la, sha la la la la, sha la la la la

Sha la la la la, sha la la la la, sha la la la la