Waitress, can 
I have another drink please? 
I'd like to formally introduce my self .. 
Im the talk of the town 
Thats the reason why they stare 4 karats in my ear 
If you look see a glare 
Im - one of a kind 
With a wonderful rhyme 
Im skatin off in a 'rari 
You'll get left behind 
My raps fully automatic like an 
AR Droppin - nothin but heat me an 
JR Im livin life in the fast lane 
Then the cash came 
Fire wont quit, still burnin like a gas flame 
They watch me 
So I duck and roll 
Middle fingers still up sayin fuck the globe 
And my dawgs still down 
We dont trust them hoes 
I live life like a 
King I was extra stoned 
Kevin Federline - 
I come tight with every rhyme 
I built a kingdom down the street from pepperdine 
This marijuana got me heavily sedated 
Im Kevin Federline 
America's most hated (what!) [Talking:] 
Aww yea baby - 
JR mane, J
R you there mane? 
Hey man, why dont you pass me that bottle over there guy 
Im on the frontline 
Dodgin cameras like the one time 
Cant even chill in this california sunshine 
But its okay, 
I got somethin for ya 
Im handin out ass kickins like diplomas 
Who the first to get it? 
Ya know K 
Feds wit it 
All that shit rappers talk about, 
I already did it 
Im committed - to the game 
The fames why 
I hustle Lyrical exercise, workin every muscle on the double 
Chief and commanda 
Hand ya Ass to ya in a basket wrapped in plastic 
Im looney 
All these model chicks wanna do me 
Tabloids tried to screw me 
Magazines try to kill me 
But im nasty 
Too fuckin slick and sly 
So high I could prolly drop a shit and fly 
You gonna need a big army 
If you comin for me 
K. Federline - 
I hit like tsunamis [Talking:] 
Whoo - yea baby, that shit is fire right there, you know what im talkin about? 
Lets get drunk to this one damn it. hoo, one more jack and coke bitch 
Im bigga than you 
Im sicka than you 
Im here now 
So they not gon pay attention to you 
They listen to dude 
I sizzle the booth 
Im livin the truth 
You fuckas talk shit 
Couldnt fit my shoes 
I got my blue yankee fitted on 
Watch to match 
Little boys we can get it on 
Watch your back 
I got my name spreadin faster than crack 
And thats just a fact 
Sucked in 
Americas hate and now im passin it back 
Uh Who told this bastard that he cant rap 
I got 50 mill. 
I can do whatever 
I want I dont need a deal 
I can do whatever 
I want I just keep it real 
I can say whatever 
I want Dont buy my shit 
I bet your girl ridin to it 
With her hair in the wind 
And her mind on the new kid 
The most anticipated 
But still underated 
Kevin Federline - 
Americas Most 
Hated (what!) [Talking:] 
Ah - thank you baby. 
I got a tip for you after this too girl, we all gonna go swimmin with women... 
Dont forget your swim suit.