Wilson: “I'm the sort of bloke that would like to think
that if I could go back in time,
Banjo and Henry and even Ned Kelly
would all be good mates of mine.”
“Coz they're piss pots, poets and outlaws,
and I can relate to that.
And I can relate to their attitude too in a word:
‘Dilligaf!’”

That spells
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
Dilligaf!
And this is what it means:
Do I look like I give a f***
Dilligaf
Am I being direct enough?
Dilligaf
It’s just another way of saying
I couldn't give a f***in' rats arse, mate
and do I look like I give a f***?
Dilligaf
Your turn!
[Chorus
You see its stress-relief made easy
it’s simple, and it works!
just say dilligaf next time you gotta
deal with d***heads wankers and jerks
And when you go out
stick a dilligaf on your t-shirt or your hat
and when some cunts givvin' you the shits just say:
Mate, read that
That spells
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
Dilligaf
Do I look like I give a f***
Dilligaf
Am I being direct enough?
Dilligaf
Its just another way of saying
I couldn't give a f***in' rats arse, mate
and do I look like I give a f***?
Dilligaf
Your turn!
[Chorus
Do it again!
Do I look like I give a f***
Dilligaf
Am I politically correct enough?
[Chorus
Its just another way of saying
I couldn't give a rodent’s rectum mate
and do I look like I give a f***?
Dilligaf
Your turn!
Do I look like I give a f***?
Dilligaf
Big finish!
[Chorus
Dilligaf