[00:00.00] 作曲 : Marvin Hamlisch
[00:01.00] 作词 : Edward Kleban
[00:23.25]Dance: ten; Looks; three.
[00:25.26]And I' still on unemployment,
[00:27.33]Dancing for my own enjoyment.
[00:29.31]That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.
[00:31.75]\"Dance: ten; Looks; three,\"
[00:33.94]I like to die!
[00:35.76]Left the theatre and
[00:36.76]Called the doctor for
[00:38.00]My appointment to buy...
[00:40.30]Tits and ass.
[00:42.73]Bought myself a fancy pair.
[00:45.01]Tightened up the derriere.
[00:47.00]Did the nose with it.
[00:48.17]All that goes with it.
[00:49.42]Tits and ass!
[00:51.69]Had the bingo-bongos done.
[00:53.80]Suddenly I'm getting nash'nal tours!
[00:58.12]Tits and ass won't get you jobs
[01:02.44]Unless they're yours.
[01:07.32]Didn't cost a fortune neither.
[01:09.55]Didn't hurt my sex life either.
[01:11.87]Flat and sassy,
[01:13.98]I would get the strays and losers.
[01:16.23]Beggars really can't be choosers.
[01:18.11]That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.
[01:20.50]Fised the chassis.
[01:22.55]\"How do you do!\"
[01:24.69]Life turned into and
[01:25.75]Endless medley of
[01:26.82]\"Gee it had to be you!\"
[01:28.57]Why?
[01:29.13]Tits and ass!
[01:31.63]Where the cupboard once was bare
[01:33.76]Now you knock and someone's there.
[01:35.93]You have got 'em, hey.
[01:37.09]Top to bottom, hey.
[01:38.75]It's a gas!
[01:40.62]Just a dash of silicone.
[01:42.77]Shake your new maracas and you fine!
[01:47.02]Tits and ass can change your life.
[01:51.66]They sure changed mine.
[02:01.21]Have it all done.
[02:03.62]Honey, take my word.
[02:06.47]Grab a cab, c'mon.
[02:07.94]See the wizard on
[02:09.20]Park and Seventy-Third
[02:11.71]For
[02:13.57]Tits and ass.
[02:16.63]Orchestra or balcony.
[02:19.90]What they want is whatcha see.
[02:22.86]Keep the best of you.
[02:23.91]Do the rest of you.
[02:25.34]Pits or class.
[02:27.45]I have never seen it fail.
[02:29.64]Debutante or girl or wife.
[02:33.80]Tits and ass,
[02:35.83]Yes, tits and ass
[02:38.11]Have changed...
[02:40.65]My...
[02:43.03]Life...!
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