[00:00.00] 作曲 : Marvin Hamlisch [00:00.349] 作词 : Edward Kleban [00:01.48] I am so excited [00:02.70] Because I'm gonna go to the High School of Performing Arts. [00:04.72] I mean, I was dying to be a serious actress. [00:07.12] Anyway, it's the first day of acting class [00:09.30] And we're in the auditorium, and the teacher, [00:10.99] Mr. Karp, puts us up on the stage with our legs around everybody [00:14.06] One in back of the other. And he says, [00:15.87] "Okay, we're gonna do improvisations. [00:18.57] Now, you're on a bob sled [00:20.64] And it's snowing out and it's cold. [00:23.53] Okay, go!" [00:26.36] [00:31.36] Ev'ry day for a week we would try to feel the motion, [00:36.64] Feel the motion down the hill. [00:41.92] Ev'ry day for a week we would try to hear the wind rush, [00:47.24] Hear the wind rush, feel the chill. [00:52.06] [00:52.33] And I dug right down to the bottom [00:54.26] Of my soul to see what I had inside. [00:57.58] Yes, I dug right down to the bottom [00:59.52] Of my soul and I tried, I tried. [01:04.98] [01:05.24] Everyone is going "Woosh I feel the snow, [01:10.17] I feel the cold I feel the air." [01:12.70] And Mr. Karp turns to me and says, [01:14.96] "Okay, Morales, what did you feel " [01:20.13] [01:21.01] And I said, "Nothing, I'm feeling nothing," [01:26.26] And he says, "Nothing could get a girl transferred!" [01:31.64] They all felt something, but I felt nothing [01:36.85] Except the feeling that this bullshit was absurd! [01:41.54] [01:41.83] But I said to myself, [01:42.72] "Hey!, it's only the first week. Maybe it's genetic. [01:46.07] They don't have bob sleds in San Juan." [01:48.52] [01:48.77] Second week, more advanced [01:50.47] And we had to be a table, be a sports car ice cream cone. [01:59.08] Mr. Karp, he would say, [02:00.76] "Very good, except Morales. [02:04.51] Try, Morales, all alone." [02:09.11] [02:09.49] So I dug right down to the bottom [02:11.70] Of my soul to see how an ice cream felt. [02:15.00] Yes, I dug right down to the bottom [02:17.02] Of my soul and I tried to melt. [02:22.67] The kids yelled, "Nothing!" [02:25.10] They called me "Nothing!" [02:27.67] And Karp allowed it, which really makes me burn. [02:33.15] They were so helpful. [02:35.88] They called me hopeless. [02:38.62] Until I really didn't know where else to turn! [02:43.22] [02:43.45] And Karp kept saying, [02:44.22] "Morales, I think you should transfer to girls' high. [02:47.67] You'll never be an actress. Never! Jesus Christ! [02:51.64] [02:51.89] Went to church praying, [02:53.36] "Santa Maria, send me guidance, send me guidance." [02:59.86] On my knees. [03:02.50] Went to church praying, [03:03.92] "Santa Maria, help me feel it, [03:07.79] Help me feel it. Pretty please." [03:12.71] [03:12.95] And a voice from down at the bottom [03:14.88] Of my soul cam up to the top of my head. [03:18.17] And the voice from down at the bottom of my soul, [03:20.93] Here is what it said [03:25.35] [03:25.61] "This man is nothing! [03:28.03] This course is nothing! [03:30.70] If you want something, go find a better class. [03:36.01] And when you find one, you'll be an actress." [03:41.35] And I assure you that's what fin'lly came to pass. [03:47.14] [03:47.60] Six months later I heard that Karp had died. [03:53.59] And I dug right down to the bottom of my soul and cried, [04:05.63] 'cause I felt nothing. [04:15.27]