作曲 : Marvin Hamlisch
 作词 : Edward Kleban
 KRISTINE: See, I really couldn't sing
 I could never really sing
 What I couldn't do was...
 AL: Sing!
 KRISTINE: I have trouble with the...
 AL: Note!
 KRISTINE: It goes all around my...
 AL: Throat!
 KRISTINE: It's a terrifying...
 AL: Thing!
 KRISTINE: See, I really couldn't hear
 Which note was lower or was...
 AL: Higher!
 KRISTINE: Which is why I disappear
 If someone says, "Let's start a...
 AL: Choir!"
 KRISTINE: Hey, when I begin to...
 AL: Shriek!
 KRISTINE: It's a across between I...
 AL: Squeak!
 KRISTINE: And a quiver or I...
 AL: Moan!
 KRISTINE: It's a little like a...
 AL: Croak!
 KRISTINE: Or the record player...
 AL: Broke!
 KRISTINE: What it doesn't have is...
 AL: Tone!
 KRISTINE: Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy...
 AL: Ding-a-ling
 KRISTINE: But I really couldn't...
 AL: Sing!
 KRISTINE: I could never really...
 AL: Sing!
 KRISTINE: What I couldn't do was...
 AL: Sing!
 Three blind mice...
 KRISTINE: Three blind mice...
 It isn't intentional!
 AL: She's doing her best!
 Jingle bells, jingle bells
 KRISTINE: Jingle bells, Jingle bells
 It really blows my mind
 AL: She gets depressed!
 KRISTINE: But what I lack in pitch
 I sure make up in...
 AL: Power
 KRISTINE: And all my friends say
 I am perfect for the shower
 Still, I'm terrific at a...
 AL: Dance!
 KRISTINE: Guys are comin' in their...
 AL: Pants!
 KRISTINE: I'm a birdie on the...
 AL: Wing!
 KRISTINE: But when I begin to...
 AL: Chirp!
 KRISTINE: They say,"Who's the little...
 AL: Twerp!
 KRISTINE: Goin' 'pong' instead of...
 AL: 'Ping'!"
 KRISTINE: And when Christmas comes
 And all my friends go...
 CHORUS: Caroling...
 KRISTINE: It is so dishearten
 AL: ning!
 KRISTINE: It is so disquiet
 AL: ting!
 KRISTINE: It is so discourag
 AL: ging!
 KRISTINE: Darling, please stop answer
 AL: ring!
 KRISTINE: See, I really couldn't
 AL: sing!
 KRISTINE: I could never really
 AL: sing!
 KRISTINE: What I couldn't do was
 CHORUS: Do re mi fa sol la ti do
 Do re mi fa sol la ti do
 La
 KRISTINE: La!
 CHORUS: La
 KRISTINE: La!
 CHORUS: Sing, sing, sing
 Sing, sing, sing...
 KRISTINE: SING!
 CHORUS: SING!