Well this here’s the date and year 
Collection 
Again, it’s the date and year 
Collection 
And well, to understand 
You’ll have to leave your new (?) man 
On the day of the year 
Collection 
It’ll last a year 
So drink your beer 
It’s a collection of a year 
Oh my, that’s dandy 
Keep your eye on 
Uncle Randy 
Oh Randolph, you broke your collarbone 
Gee well, here’s one more time 
Record a line 
On the back page 
Of the date and year 
Collection