[00:13]There's a small town in the mountains where the streets are wide and still
[00:19]There are children making angels in the snow
[00:25]The sunset paints the sky at night
[00:27]And old man works by candlelight
[00:31]A tiny baby smiles and waves hello
[00:36]In the cold gray light of dawn an eagle flies
[00:41]And the men are happy wearing matching ties
[00:48]A pair of poodles
[00:51]A broken finger will not bend
[00:54]Soup with noodles
[00:57]A female Klingon's drunk boyfriend
[01:01]A sexy lady
[01:03]This party's better than it seems
[01:06]Warren Beatty
[01:09]Dear sleeping giant panda: pleasant dreams
[01:26]A visit to the dentist
[01:28]A place to get some pie
[01:31]A rainbow floats above a waterfall
[01:37]A ferris wheel, a carousel
[01:39]The landlord never learned to spell
[01:43]Someone put graffiti on the wall
[01:49]Atop the Christmas tree, a shining star
[01:55]And Dwyer's rocking out on air guitar
[02:01]A freight train passes
[02:03]Someone's grandma owns a gun
[02:06]A dog with glasses
[02:09]A strange balloon man has too much fun
[02:12]Thumbs up for Slurpees
[02:15]If you're receiving then you're not gay
[02:18]A case of herpes
[02:20]As it turns out the eyepatch is A-OK