[00:00.710]Code Monkey get up get coffee
[00:03.410]Code Monkey go to job
[00:06.550]Code Monkey have boring meeting
[00:09.430]With boring manager Rob
[00:11.850]Rob say Code Monkey very diligent Rob
[00:15.610]But his output stink
[00:18.400]His code not “functional” or “elegant”
[00:21.260]What do Code Monkey think?
[00:23.100]Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself
[00:29.660]Code Monkey not say it out loud
[00:31.770]Code Monkey not crazy, just proud
[00:35.360]Code Monkey like Fritos
[00:37.950]Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
[00:40.970]Code Monkey very simple man
[00:43.930]With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
[00:47.100]Code Monkey like you(2X)
[01:00.420]Code Monkey hang around at front desk
[01:03.760]Tell you sweater look nice
[01:06.400]Code Monkey offer buy you soda
[01:09.410]Bring you cup, bring you ice
[01:12.440]You say no thank you for the soda cause
[01:15.410]Soda make you fat
[01:18.410]Anyway you busy with the telephone
[01:21.270]No time for chat
[01:23.060]Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work
[01:28.870]Code Monkey not thinking so straight
[01:32.430]Code Monkey not feeling so great
[01:35.250]Code Monkey like Fritos
[01:37.820]Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
[01:40.940]Code Monkey very simple man
[01:44.060]With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
[01:47.010]Code Monkey like you
[01:53.240]Code Monkey like you a lot
[02:06.580]Code Monkey have every reason
[02:09.560]To get out this place
[02:12.420]Code Monkey just keep on working
[02:15.220]See your soft pretty face
[02:18.360]Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake
[02:21.410]Take bath, take nap
[02:24.470]This job “fulfilling in creative way”
[02:27.430]Such a load of crap
[02:29.080]Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
[02:35.090]Code Monkey just waiting for now
[02:38.150]Code Monkey say someday, somehow
[02:41.190]Code Monkey like Fritos
[02:44.170]Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
[02:46.950]Code Monkey very simple man
[02:50.060]With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
[02:52.760]Code Monkey like you(2X)