[01:20.389]And lo, led by the valiant hero Angus McFife XIII
[01:25.969]The forces of justice assembled their armies in the skies above Mars
[01:31.656]In preparation for the epic battle against the demon horde
[01:36.441]But on planet Earth, a far more sinister machination was afoot
[01:43.465]In the dwarven caverns beneath the mighty citadel of Dundee
[01:48.637]The evil wizard Zargothrax began to recite the dread incantation
[01:54.339]Which would unlock the Chaos Portal to the galactic nexus
[01:58.449]As foretold in the dark prophecy of Anstruther countless centuries ago
[02:04.624]As he placed the Goblin King's crystal key into the altar before him
[02:09.449]Ancient runes began to glow on the surface of the portal
[02:13.527]Soon the gateway would open and the elder god  of the eighteenth hell dimension would be unleashed onto the galaxy
[02:22.838]The countdown to universal annihilation had begun!
[02:41.343]Warriors of planet Earth, hear my raging cry
[02:45.983]For mighty Dundee, the demons will die
[02:51.326]Yes, battlecruisers
[02:53.513]To space we'll go
[02:55.670]Discover new worlds
[02:57.263]And conquer galaxies
[03:00.764]Across the skies of Mars, the demon war begins
[03:05.592]Trust in your sword, this battle we'll win
[03:09.842]The Space Knights of Crail are first to the fight
[03:15.139]Clashing with lasers and power of might
[03:19.905]Fly high through apocalypse skies
[03:24.405]Fight for the world we must save
[03:28.952]Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain
[03:33.967]Chaos will triumph this day
[03:38.420]Apocalypse 1992
[04:06.327]At the speed of light the dwarven king arrives
[04:09.734]With crystal laser battleaxe into the fight he rides
[04:16.204]Pathetic dwarves!
[04:17.734]You are no match for my demon hordes
[04:21.110]Let battle commence!
[04:23.437]It's the rage, the cosmic rage
[04:28.391]The cosmic rage of astral dwarves from Aberdeen
[04:33.156]From their mines they will arise and fight
[04:38.391]The rage of the dwarves is tonight
[04:42.406]It's the rage, the cosmic rage
[04:47.641]The cosmic rage of astral dwarves from Aberdeen
[04:52.110]From their mines they will arise and fight
[04:57.563]The rage of the dwarves is tonight
[05:15.425]De mortuis crepitus
[05:17.706]Aberdonensis de furor
[05:21.283]Infernus irae!
[05:24.127]Then they died
[05:48.627]My ancestral demon army will ride a cosmic sphere
[05:53.752]And liberate the multiverse from slavery and fear
[05:58.408]With the power of the crystal from an ancient galaxy
[06:03.236]The force of evil will prevail
[06:05.519]It is my destiny
[06:08.642]Fly high through apocalypse skies
[06:13.002]Fight for the world we must save
[06:17.643]Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain
[06:22.659]Chaos will triumph this day
[06:27.628]Fly high through apocalypse skies
[06:32.252]Fight for the world we must save
[06:36.862]Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain
[06:41.565]Chaos will triumph this day
[06:46.298]Apocalypse 1992
[07:08.316]From the caves beneath Dundee
[07:10.817]Ancient hermit arrives
[07:12.771]A messenger to the war in the stars
[07:15.364]Kor-Virliath is nigh!
[07:36.158]Deep inside the Hootsman there lies a secret heart
[07:40.301]Barbarian is a cyborg powered by a neutron star
[07:45.207]For centuries immortal he will quest in time and space
[07:49.863]But now he must make sacrifice to save the human race!
[07:55.081]The only way to save the galaxy
[07:59.238]Is to destroy planet Earth and all Dundee
[08:04.675]Faster than a laser bullet
[08:07.222]Hootsman flies to Fife
[08:09.206]He detonates his nuclear heart
[08:11.738]Destroys all human life
[08:14.284]Fly high through apocalypse skies
[08:18.971]Fight for the world we must save
[08:23.581]Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain
[08:28.503]Chaos will triumph this day
[08:33.659]Fly high through apocalypse skies
[08:38.284]Fight for the world we must save
[08:42.878]Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain
[08:47.769]Chaos will triumph this day
[08:52.144]Apocalypse
[09:10.644]With a thunderous implosion the Earth was vaporised
[09:14.722]Tearing a dimensional rift in the heavens
[09:17.736]Using his last shards of power
[09:20.009]Zargothrax plunged through the space portal
[09:23.306]Vanishing into another reality
[09:26.009]And so Angus McFife XIII followed him into the wormhole
[09:30.836]For the eternal glory of Dundee!
[09:34.415]Sanctus Dominus