[00:02.423]First thing that I did was buy a pack of smokes
[00:07.658]Check into a motel and consult my horoscope
[00:14.220]Sitting on the bed with the briefcase in my hands
[00:19.689]Patiently awaiting any word from high command
[00:24.876]Telekinetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!
[00:31.392]You better believe me, brother, X-ray vision!
[00:35.486]Telekinetic prophetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!
[00:41.970]I know what you're thinking, sister, X-ray vision!
[00:48.688]Next thing that I did was tap out Morse code
[00:54.064]With a wooden nickel on the receiver of the phone
[01:00.531]Before I could complete it, I was quickly overtaken
[01:06.190]By the angry spirits of Ronald and Nancy Reagan
[01:11.517]Telekinetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!
[01:17.721]You better believe me, brother, X-ray vision!
[01:22.032]Telekinetic prophetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!
[01:28.408]I know what you're thinking, sister, X-ray vision!
[02:00.082]And on the drums, Gemini
[02:04.566]On bass guitar, presenting Pisces
[02:09.956]On lead guitar, we have Aries
[02:15.225]And on the microphone, Scorpio! Go
[02:22.875]Last thing I remember, I was crawling from the ruins
[02:27.954]I don't know who's to blame for that, but I know who didn't do it
[02:34.547]With every day that passes, it keeps on getting stranger
[02:39.768]But that really doesn't bother me, 'cause I get off on the danger
[02:45.641]Telekinetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!
[02:51.926]You better believe me, brother, X-ray vision!
[02:56.064]Telekinetic prophetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!
[03:02.594]I know what you're thinking, sister, X-ray vision!
[03:06.774]Telekinetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!
[03:13.040]You better believe me, brother, X-ray vision!
[03:16.681]Te-te-te-telekinetic prophetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!
[03:23.697]I know what you're thinking, X-ray vision!