作曲 : Buffett
  Tried to amend my carnivorous habits.
 Made it nearly seventy days,
 Losin’ weight without speed, eatin’ sunflower seeds,
 Drinkin’ lots of carrot juice and soakin’ up rays.
 
 But at night I’d have these wonderful dreams
 Some kind of sensuous treat.
 Not zucchini, fettuccini, or bulgur wheat,
 But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat.
 
 Cheeseburger is paradise.
 Heaven on earth with an onion slice.
 Not too particular, not too precise.
 I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise.
 
 I like mine with lettuce and tomato,
 Heinz Fifty-seven and French fried potatoes.
 Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer.
 Well, good God Almighty, which way do I steer
 For my cheeseburger in paradise.
 
 Heard about the old time sailor men,
 They eat the same thing again and again;
 Warm beer and bread they say could raise the dead.
 Well, it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn.
 
 But times have changed for sailors these days.
 When I’m in port I get what I need;
 Not just Havanas or banana or daiquiris,
 But that American creation on which I feed!
 
 Cheeseburger is paradise medium rare with mustard’d be nice
 Not too particular, not too precise
 I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise.
 
 I like mine with lettuce and tomato
 Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
 Big kosher pickle and a cold draught beer
 Well, good god Almighty which way do I steer
 
 For a cheeseburger in paradise
 Makin’ the best of every virtue and vice.
 Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
 To get a cheeseburger in paradise;
 To be a cheeseburger in paradise.
 I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise.