作词 : Walsh
Have you ever seen yourself on 
TV Well, I have 
Have you ever been more famous than me 
Well, I have 
Have you ever been stung by a bee 
Well, I have 
Have you ever met 
Muhammad Ali 
I have, I have 
Have you ever had a case of the flu 
Well, I have 
Have you ever had to escape from a zoo 
I have Have you ever met the guys in 
The Who Well, 
I have I'm in 
Who's Who, are you 
I am Have you ever stood in line at the bank 
Had an uncle named 
Frank Have you ever rode around in a tank 
I have But 
I've never been to 
Fairbanks 
Alaska That's the only place 
I've never been 
Have you ever been everywhere else 
I have, I have 
Have you ever locked your keys in your car 
Well, I have 
Have you ever been thrown out of a bar 
I have But 
I've never shot eighteen under par 
And I still don't know where all those balls are 
Except the one that went in some doctor's car 
One time in 
Lincoln Nebraska 
And some day 
I'm going to 
Fairbanks 
Alaska If it's the last thing 
I ever do 
Have you ever done everything else 
I have too, 
I have