I'm just an ordinary average guy
My friends all are boring
And so am 
IWe're just ordinary average guys
We all lead ordinary average lives
With average kids
And average wives
We all go bowling at the bowling lanes
Drink a few beers
Bowl a few frames
We're just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys
And every 
Saturday we work in the yard
Pick up the dog doo
Hope that it's hard (woof woof)
Take out the garbage and clean out the garage
My friend's got a 
ChryslerI've got a 
DodgeWe're just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guy(3x)
Ordinary average average guys
Ordinary average guy(3x)
Ordinary average average average guys
Ordinary average guy(3x)
Ordinary average...