How do you show someone you love 
That they are the one 
So many ways to express love 
It's hard to choose just one 
How you gonna do it 
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug, 
Some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup 
Some people say "I love you," some even shout it out 
Some people puke semi-digested shit into each others mouths 
Sometimes making love's not enough, 
You have to step it up 
And urinating on her face 
Is not enough to say "I love you" 
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug, 
Some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup 
Some people say "I love you," some even shout it out 
Some people puke semi-digested shit into each others mouths 
She's covered in vomit and human feces 
That's how 
I know that she needs me [3x] 
Shit in my mouth, and 
I'll puke it all over your face. (I love you)