[00:32.634]In the cool of the evening
[00:35.291]I don't know the reason
[00:36.512]But I long to touch
[00:38.614]Some young tender hearts sometimes
[00:40.385]So I go to this party
[00:42.610]With a bunch of me hardies
[00:44.385]They say don't get too cute
[00:48.098]Don't get too smart
[00:50.189]'Cause these people are crazy
[00:52.533]They toot coke and drink wang-too
[00:56.149]And they talk in some crazy tongue
[01:00.128]There's a slit-eyed lady
[01:07.513]Say'n don't you be so stupid
[01:11.620]I may be old but I'm still good fun
[01:15.166]Still good fun
[01:20.304]Yeah I'm still good fun
[01:21.917]Well I ain't that choosy
[01:23.002]I'll flip-flop with a floozy
[01:24.269]If I figure there's no strings attached
[01:28.163]But sometimes I loose my feet
[01:30.323]Underneath the back seat
[01:32.310]And I have to fly my heart at half mast
[01:36.447]Well this old bitty
[01:40.410]She was smart and she was witty
[01:44.376]She was really out of control you know
[01:47.851]It was stumble or fall
[01:50.213]I had my back to the wall
[01:54.310]I didn't know to bet on win, place or show
[01:55.720]Welcome to Chinatown, she said
[01:57.726]I'm gonna lay your body down, she said
[02:00.034]I ain't no queen, but I'm wearin' this crown
[02:03.082]She said
[02:04.691]Welcome to Chinatown
[02:08.754]Welcome to Chinatown
[02:30.281]Well she shimmered and she shook
[02:32.199]What she wanted she took
[02:33.905]She shook like some rickshaw ride
[02:37.939]She stuck her fingers down my throat
[02:40.000]'Till I almost choked
[02:41.925]I thought I'd gone heaven and died
[02:45.974]Well she took me by the ear
[02:47.641]And said what do you want to hear boy
[02:49.875]You want to hear those crazy old lies
[02:53.946]I said nothing you can say girl
[02:57.019]Can drive me away
[02:57.641]Just check my complexion
[02:59.884]Make sure I'm still alive
[03:01.919][Chorus:]
[03:14.596]Welcome to Chinatown, she said
[03:26.851]I'm gonna lay your body down, she said
[03:29.374]I ain't no queen, but I'm wearin' this crown
[03:30.563]She said
[03:33.100]Welcome to Chinatown
[03:34.211]Welcome to Chinatown
[03:37.474]Welcome to Chinatown
[03:39.610]Welcome to Chinatown