[00:18.06]You said you wanted me to be your girlfriend
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[00:26.72]That took about one week to come to an abrupt end
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[00:35.52]I know you hate me' I'm a perceptive guy
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[00:44.94]I'm also aware enough not to wonder why
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[00:53.77]You like the guy on your iPod'
[00:59.42]Not the guy in your bed
[01:02.99]After the fan mail came anthrax'
[01:08.02]Now you wish I were dead
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[01:12.22]If I could force you to love me' I would
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[01:16.56]You'd teach me not to be psycho' I know you could
[01:21.57]Give me one final chance' I'll be good
[01:24.85]Never believed in love at first sight'
[01:29.44]But now I think I might
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[01:48.62]You said physical chemistry between us was bad
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[01:57.02]Then why are you still responding to my craigslist ad?
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[02:05.87]I know every step I took along the way was wrong
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[02:14.36]Now I'm spreading it all out and fingering this song
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[02:24.01]Your text messages were like no-calorie food for my soul
[02:33.28]Beating off to forever with you is a fantasy that blows
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[02:42.56]If I could force you to love me' I would
[02:46.09]
[02:46.84]You'd teach me not to be psycho' I know you could
[02:51.75]Give me one final chance' I'll be good
[02:55.33]Never believed in love at first sight'
[02:59.74]But now I think I might
[03:02.78]
[03:09.18]If I could force you to love me' I would
[03:12.55]
[03:13.24]You'd teach me not to be psycho' I know you could
[03:18.16]Give me one final chance' I'll be good
[03:21.60]Never believed in love at first sight'
[03:25.97]But now I think I might
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[03:30.38]Now I think I might
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[03:34.88]Now I think I might
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