[0:16.30]I read the news today oh boy
[0:22.50]About a lucky man who made the grade
[0:28.90]And though the news was rather sad
[0:35.00]Well I just had to laugh
[0:41.20]I saw the photograph
[0:47.80]He blew his mind out in a car
[0:53.40]He didn't notice that the lights had changed
[0:59.40]A crowd of people stood and stared
[1:06.10]They'd seen his face before
[1:09.20]Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
[1:15.50]I saw a film today oh boy
[1:21.70]The English Army had just won the war
[1:28.30]A crowd of people turned away
[1:33.50]But I just had to look
[1:37.00]Having read the book,
[1:42.10]I'd love to turn you on.
[2:24.30]Woke up, fell out of bed,
[2:27.20]Dragged a comb across my head
[2:32.00]Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
[2:35.00]And looking up I noticed I was late.
[2:39.00]Found my coat and grabbed my hat
[2:42.00]Made the bus in seconds flat
[2:46.00]Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
[2:50.00]and Somebody spoke and I went into a dream
[2:53.00]（Ah~~~~~)
[3:22.40]I read the news today oh boy
[3:28.40]Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
[3:34.10]And though the holes were rather small
[3:40.10]They had to count them all
[3:43.00]Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
[3:48.50]I'd love to turn you on.