[Yo why you diss me?]
[A big dick!]
[Nurse! Nurse!]
[00:00.14]Ffff-fuck.. (My dick!) My nuts..
[00:04.49]My attitude is worse than NWAs was
[00:06.09]Ill battle you over stupid shit and diss people
[00:08.78]who aint have shit to do with it,
[00:09.91]like Cool J does (My tattoo!)
[00:10.90]You see me standin outside of your buildin;
[00:13.01]screamin,
[00:13.63]"Puffy is good, (HEY!)
[00:14.25]but Slim Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!)
[00:16.33]I look at my life in a new light
[00:17.74]fuck it
[00:18.40]Give me two mics; I write songs for me
[00:20.30]fuck what you like
[00:21.11]Youre probably hear me rap half-hearted;
[00:23.08]cause I dont like rap anyway
[00:24.13]Im just tryin to get my porno career started
[00:26.27]Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+
[00:29.36]Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went (* zipper sound *) "Come on, lets go!"
[00:31.89]Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters
[00:33.98]Lesson One: Throw demos as hard
[00:35.93]as you can at signed rappers
[00:37.12]Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)
[00:39.06]Dont give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)
[00:40.93]and make em come to your basement and listen (youre gonna fuckin check this out)
[00:42.89]Lesson Three: Get a job at a label;
[00:44.44]switch demos with Canibus
[00:45.52]and put yours on the owners table (here listen!)
[00:47.13]Lesson Four: Know you heard this before
[00:49.59]"Hey let me get your number;
[00:50.87]Ill call you tomorrow, for sure!"
[00:52.46]Dont act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?
[00:54.38]Get the whitest A&R you can find
[00:55.95]Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can
[00:57.74]Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive
[01:00.00]Dress up like I.C.P.
[01:01.26]and have them come see you perform live
[01:03.08]And thats the key, but when you see me on the street;
[01:05.71]I aint givin you shit bitch
[01:06.97]dont even bother askin me (get away from me)
[01:08.49]Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when Im spittin
[01:11.31]cause Im always shittin when
[01:12.60]Im rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)
[01:13.76]Got a blowjob from Paula Jones,
[01:15.62]and stuffed it so far in her mouth
[01:17.27]my balls broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)
[01:18.53]Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah ("Its all about me..")
[01:21.38]Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis,
[01:22.86]mono and gonorrhea ("Youre a dick!")
[01:24.66]And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA
[01:26.30]Cause Brandy and Monica walked in
[01:27.90]and caught me fuckin Aaliyah(What? Oh my God!)
[01:29.10]I splish splash while Im takin a bath
[01:31.28]Grab a handful of pills,
[01:32.44]break em in half,
[01:33.56]take em and laugh
[01:34.18]White trash
[01:35.14]fuckin your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
[01:36.56]While youre out siphoning gas
[01:37.78]for your lawnmower to cut the grass
[01:39.47]So if I hurt your self-esteem
[01:40.65]and you get dissed too bad
[01:41.95]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
[01:44.63]And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had
[01:47.08]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
[01:49.68]"I cant listen to that song, that shits too sad!"
[01:52.43]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
[01:54.98]"Hell never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!"
[01:57.63]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
[02:00.80]What a wonderful day;
[02:01.60]I should go outside and play
[02:03.19]Aint no need to sit inside the house and hibernate
[02:05.81]Hi Renee! (Oh hi!)
[02:07.03]I was just about to toss a live grenade
[02:08.74]in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)
[02:10.88]Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS
[02:13.05]Blood drippin from it,
[02:14.42]rippi