Time flies by when you're a driver of a train
Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine
I get high when I'm a pilot of a plane
Touching down in Camberwick, I'm stoned out of my brain.
Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination
Careful with that spliff, Eugene, it causes condensation.
Every Saturday I get the Chigley skins
And they always smash my windows 'cos the home side always wins.
Time flies by when you're a driver of a train
Gonna get my syringes out and crank up once again.
Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination
Careful with that spliff, Eugene, it causes condensation.