[00:14.93]A man walks down the street
[00:16.45]He says  Why am I soft in the middle now
[00:18.64]Why am I soft in the middle
[00:20.45]The rest of my life is so hard
[00:22.45]I need a photo opportunity
[00:24.07]I want a shot at redemption
[00:25.88]Don't want to end up a cartoon
[00:27.86]In a cartoon graveyard
[00:29.73]Bonedigger  bonedigger
[00:31.57]Dogs in the moonlight
[00:33.53]Far away my well-lit door
[00:36.57]Mr  Beerbelly  Beerbelly
[00:38.93]Get these mutts away from me
[00:40.37]You know I don't find this stuff
[00:42.36]Amusing anymore
[00:44.45]If you'll be my bodyguard
[00:46.39]I can be your long-lost pal
[00:52.08]I can call you Betty
[00:53.39]And Betty  when you call me
[00:55.25]You can call me Al
[00:59.77]A man walks down the street
[01:01.14]He says  Why am I short of attention
[01:03.24]Got a short little span of attention
[01:05.15]And  woe my nights are so long
[01:07.25]Where's my wife and family
[01:08.86]What if I die here
[01:10.73]Who'll be my role model
[01:12.68]Now that my role model is
[01:14.44]Gone gone
[01:16.31]He ducked back down the alley
[01:17.65]With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
[01:21.15]All along along
[01:23.42]There were incidents and accidents
[01:25.20]There were hints and allegations
[01:29.40]If you'll be my bodyguard
[01:31.08]I can be your long -ost pal
[01:37.06]I can call you Betty
[01:38.23]And Betty  when you call me
[01:40.51]You can call me Al
[01:43.92]Call me Al
[02:29.80]A man walks down the street
[02:31.32]It's a street in a strange world
[02:33.28]Maybe it's the third world
[02:35.18]Maybe it's his first time around
[02:37.13]He doesn't speak the language
[02:39.09]He holds no currency
[02:40.96]He is a foreign man
[02:42.67]He is surrounded by the sound  the sound
[02:46.61]Cattle in the marketplace
[02:48.30]Scatterlings and orphanages
[02:51.33]He looks around  around
[02:53.32]He sees angels in the architecture
[02:55.70]Spinning in infinity
[02:57.44]He says  Amen  and Hallelujah
[03:00.18]If you'll be my bodyguard
[03:01.53]I can be your long-lost pal
[03:07.01]I can call you Betty
[03:08.26]And Betty  when you call me
[03:10.50]You can call me Al
[03:13.41]Call me
[04:03.39]If you'll be my bodyguard
[04:10.80]I can be your long lost pal
[04:18.40]If you'll be my bodyguard
[04:25.84]I can call you Betty