[00:08.99]男：嫌我乱咁滚就制水
[00:10.69]想叫女装无雷
[00:12.75]讲下水都判死罪
[00:16.63]乘最近旱天话制水
[00:18.71]出计仔滚佢水
[00:20.80]咀码落番两三句
[00:23.32]热唔热呀吓
[00:24.74]女：连晚热到死未抹身想浸水偏无水
[00:29.08]因制水将我牵累
[00:32.76]男：好难闻架 成只辣挞鬼
[00:33.85]为无水宿压咀寃臭腿
[00:37.00]枉你自称娇娇女
[00:39.72]女：系咁就惨咯
[00:40.75]平时扮靓
[00:43.69]男：咁紧系贪靓既
[00:44.89]女：为靓不要命
[00:47.10]男：紧张咯
[00:49.15]女：如系有臭味
[00:51.61]男：有呀
[00:52.78]女：我喊出眼泪
[00:55.46]男：唔止咁添呀
[00:56.94]头肥面对
[01:00.17]女：变样添吖
[01:00.91]男：为无水染病
[01:03.45]女：仲要病添
[01:05.17]男：行动更累赘
[01:07.19]女：哎吔 咁就肉酸咯
[01:09.11]男：眼花中坑渠
[01:11.41]好惨呀
[01:12.88]女：求你动脑筋为扑水
[01:14.93]想法子搵够水
[01:16.90]等我安心免焦虑
[01:19.16]男：得 朋友做制官愿放水
[01:22.79]想要水快过水 等我立刻去搵佢
[01:28.36]女：真唔真架
[01:29.95]男：乜唔真呀 佢系做制水官架嘛
[01:32.30]磅五旧水俾佢
[01:34.29]整多两个钟头水 咁就好值架
[01:38.17]女：有水就值得嘅嗱
[01:39.79]呢处五百蚊
[01:41.76]你快的拎去搅掂佢啦
[01:43.00]男：好我去喇下
[01:45.62]女：喂 老邓乜你咁耐都唔落黎架
[01:48.65]我等你去跳舞呀
[01:50.38]男：死叻 穿晒煲添
[01:52.10]女：哦 原来 你想滚我五百蚊去滚女人
[01:55.21]快的拎番黎呀
[01:56.41]男：呵呵 我同你讲下笑啫
[01:58.15]唔好嬲呀 大人
[02:00.37]女：查明实据
[02:02.95]男：至衰佢一嗌咯
[02:04.49]女：犯了欺骗罪
[02:07.07]男：讲吓笑啫
[02:08.65]女：查实靠抟乱
[02:10.45]男：第次唔敢咯
[02:12.79]女：你可知有罪
[02:15.13]男：知 垂头下气
[02:19.31]女：睇你个衰样
[02:20.84]男：犯了欺骗罪
[02:23.33]女：认罪啰咩
[02:24.42]男：惟望你恕罪
[02:27.11]女：你就想咯
[02:29.09]男：咪当浆粉雷
[02:30.83]痳痳地啦 大人
[02:32.42]女：瞒我为骗水罚你担水过山揾淡水
[02:36.59]七担一天当抵罪
[02:38.64]男：唉死咯
[02:40.34]惟有认句衰 为制水想骗水
[02:43.84]加倍衰担担大桶上山去 我去哪 大人