[00:17]Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves
[00:20]Scheherazade had a thousand tales
[00:22]But master you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeves
[00:25]You've got a brand of magic never fails
[00:28]You've got some power in your corner now
[00:30]Some heavy ammunition in your camp
[00:33]You got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and how
[00:35]All you gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say
[00:38]Mr. Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be
[00:43]Let me take your order, jot it down
[00:46]You ain't never had friend like me
[00:48]Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre'd
[00:54]Come on whisper what it is you want
[00:57]You ain't never had friend like me
[00:59]Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
[01:02]You're the boss, the king, the shah
[01:04]Say what you wish; it's yours, true dish
[01:07]How 'bout a little more baklava
[01:23]Have some of column A try All of column B
[01:28]I'm in the mood to help you, dude
[01:31]You ain't never had friend like me
[01:36]Oh my
[01:44]Can your friends do this
[01:46]Can your friends do that
[01:49]Can your friends pull this
[01:52]Out their little hat
[01:54]Can your friends go poof
[01:58]So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
[02:00]I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers
[02:03]You've got me bona fide certified
[02:05]You've got a genie for charge d'affaires
[02:08]I've got a powerful urge to help you out
[02:11]So what you wish, I really wanna know
[02:13]You've got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
[02:16]Well all you've gotta do is rub like so
[02:28]Mr. Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
[02:33]I'm on the job you big nabob
[02:36]You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
[02:38]You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
[02:41]You ain't never had a friend like me
[02:54]You ain't never had a friend like me