作词 : Benny Andersson/Björn Ulvaeus/Tim Rice
 作曲 : Benny Andersson/Björn Ulvaeus/Tim Rice
 [FLORENCE
 Well, we can't complain that
 You've been ignored by the press
 [FREDDIE
 What’d they say? What’d they say?
 [FLORENCE
 They're not too polite
 [FREDDIE
 They say I'm a shit?
 [FLORENCE, spoken
 Well, yes. They pulled you to pieces--
 In five different languages
 The Times: "You thrive on unpleasantness."
 Le Monde: “Frederick Trumper, la honte des écheques.”
 [FREDDIE
 I don't believe that they can't see my game
 I'm like that tennis player
 What's-his-name?
 They love to hate me
 And for us that's dollars!
 [FLORENCE
 Die Welt: "Trumper: Der wilde Junge des Schachs."
 [FREDDIE
 Hey, look, here's a piece that
 Some idiot's written on you
 "Florence Vassy, petite Hungarian-born personal assistant …”
 “ … his gentle companion--"
 If they only knew!
 [FLORENCE
 What do you mean? I've always been gentle with you, Freddie
 [BOTH
 “She stands by her champion …”
 [FREDDIE
 Oh, I like this
 [Both
 “… whose demands
 Are so infantile.”
 [FREDDIE, spoken
 I don't like this
 [FLORENCE
 If you don't like it, then it's up to you
 They like the Russian, they could like you too
 [FREDDIE
 Commie newspapers
 Of course the bastards all support the Russian
 [FLORENCE
 But Sergievsky seems a sweet opponent
 So why do you abuse him all the time?
 Freddie, I love you very much, but just for once don't go on about the Russians at the press conference, okay?