作词 : 高橋幸宏/Peter Barakan
 作曲 : 高橋幸宏
This must be the ugliest (Piece of bread I've ever eaten)
This must be the ugliest piece of bread I've ever eaten
Wrapped in a foil-like substance
It's an unidentified object
Shapelessly square
God, it's so ugly
ジャムでしょ
I wonder why
God, it's so ugly
ジャムでしょ
I wonder why
Maybe the answer lies
(それジャムでしょ、どぞ)
In the thickness or the size