Ladies and gentlemen  it is quite unfortunate

That we have to gather here

For this  unjoyous occasion

I stand here before you  DJ Drama

And ask you for a moment of silence

A lot of fallen rappers

A lot of fake emcees

Some  even your favorites

Can no longer be with us

It is a trying time  it is a tough time

But because clearly there was no way
ANY of them  could stay alive

While 'Loso AKA Funeral Fab was here

We now  must lay them all  to rest
So sad  so sad

We may now start  the funeral service