[00:33.680]Some days start with an earthquake
[00:35.770]The bed shakes until it breaks
[00:37.720]And I hate to be awake
[00:39.730]
[00:41.790]Most days start with a dull ache
[00:43.960]Enough weight to crush my face
[00:45.940]And I hate to be awake
[00:48.030]
[00:50.010]Both ways are about the same
[00:52.040]Making my mouth complain
[00:54.130]Is pounding the trouser snake
[00:56.140]
[00:56.960]So I just lie and count the chains
[00:59.100]Assign them a thousand names
[01:00.910]To praise their astounding strength
[01:03.120]My portrait, proud and vain, hanging without a frame
[01:06.900]On the wall of the house of pain
[01:10.520]
[01:11.000]Fragrance of a pungent skunk
[01:13.170]Hung in the repugnant
[01:15.150]Dungeon where I have sunk
[01:17.580]
[01:18.310]But I can't say it just once
[01:19.720]Fragrance of a pungent skunk
[01:21.420]Hung in a repugnant
[01:23.230]Dungeon where I have sunk
[01:26.760]
[01:27.100]Ooh it stunk
[01:28.880]Cowering in the glowering gloom
[01:30.490]Ex-human left entombed, never to be exhumed
[01:34.470]Remember the flowers in bloom just for an hour or two
[01:38.000]Then back to the sourest mood
[01:40.200]
[01:40.600]Forfeit the power to move
[01:42.410]Total paralysis soon
[01:44.270]None welcome to the
[01:45.910]Ruins of my room
[01:48.570]Door's closed and there’s no window
[01:52.860]To this odious remote rodent hole
[01:57.860]Inside we'd find the frozen ghost
[02:02.380]But we won’t expose his decomposing soul
[02:08.170]Flesh that roasts on smoldering coals
[02:13.120]Blood that flows from broken nose
[02:18.060]The moss that grows on rolling stones
[02:23.060]Floating boats, the ocean throw and pull below
[02:31.190]"The loser's movements are truly fruitless
[02:35.910]The stupid student won't improve one bit
[02:40.710]He refuses to do his tricks
[02:43.230]Confused with the rudiments
[02:45.660]Cruel unusual punishment
[02:50.090]May prove prudent"
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