Theres a smart young woman on a light blue screen Who comes into my house every night. And she takes all the red, yellow, orange and green And she turns them into black and white. But you tease, and you flirt And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt You can please yourself but somebodys gonna get it Better cut off all identifying labels Before they put you on the torture table cause somewhere in the quisling clinic Theres a shorthand typist taking seconds over minutes Shes listening in to the venus line Shes picking out names I hope none of them are mine But you tease, and you flirt... Never said I was a stool pigeon I never said I was a diplomat Everybody is under suspicion But you dont wanna hear about that cause you tease, and you flirt... Better send a begging letter to the big investigation Who put these fingerprints on my imagination? You tease, and you flirt... You can please yourself but somebodys gonna get it You can please yourself but somebodys gonna get it