Oh it started long ago With Jesus and the pharisees Straw will spin itself to gold Foretold in all the prophecies You can't stop this oh oh Try to top this oh oh The beard will come to be revered And feared throughout the galaxy A symbol of age and wisdom The beard has long been dominated by the male of the species But we welcome a new age Wherein this power can be wielded by the masculine or the feminine Man or woman or Beard Feel the beard The power of the beard Glory to the beard beard beard Blessed be the Oh it's taking all control This feeling's got a hold on me So why this freedom in my mind This all consuming ecstasy Come and take me oh oh Scratch and scrape me oh oh The beard may it never be sheared Possess me for eternity Now is the moment we come together as one Once fragmented we stand united From the soil of our fears to the fruits of our enlightenment Through our darkest oppression we find our ultimate liberation Long live the Beard Feel the beard The power of the beard Glory to the beard beard beard Blessed be the Beard beard beard beard beard