[00:15.80]Oh it started long ago
[00:19.6]With Jesus and the pharisees
[00:24.47]Straw will spin itself to gold
[00:27.14]Foretold in all the prophecies
[00:32.13]You can't stop this oh oh
[00:36.70]Try to top this oh oh
[00:40.35]The beard will come to be revered
[00:43.38]And feared throughout the galaxy
[00:48.19]A symbol of age and wisdom
[00:50.99]The beard has long been dominated by the male of the species
[00:54.62]But we welcome a new age
[00:56.50]Wherein this power can be wielded by the masculine or the feminine
[01:00.29]Man or woman or
[01:04.45]Beard
[01:07.50]Feel the beard
[01:11.58]The power of the beard
[01:16.06]Glory to the beard beard beard
[01:20.26]Blessed be the
[01:29.10]Oh it's taking all control
[01:31.63]This feeling's got a hold on me
[01:36.57]So why this freedom in my mind
[01:39.44]This all consuming ecstasy
[01:44.46]Come and take me oh oh
[01:49.8]Scratch and scrape me oh oh
[01:52.90]The beard may it never be sheared
[01:55.93]Possess me for eternity
[02:00.84]Now is the moment we come together as one
[02:04.13]Once fragmented we stand united
[02:06.85]From the soil of our fears to the fruits of our enlightenment
[02:10.29]Through our darkest oppression we find our ultimate liberation
[02:14.69]Long live the
[02:16.90]Beard
[02:20.98]Feel the beard
[02:24.24]The power of the beard
[02:28.55]Glory to the beard beard beard
[02:33.01]Blessed be the
[02:34.30]Beard beard beard beard beard