yeah.. Ya Know?.. Critics Man
Critics Never Got Nothin Nice To Say man
you know the one thing i notice about critics man?
is.. critics never ask me how my day went
well imma tell em
yesterday my dog died, i hog tied a ho, tied her in a bow
said next time you blow up try to spit a flow
you wanna criticize dog try a little mo
im so tired of this i could blow, fire in the hole
im fired up so fire up the lighter and the dro
better hold on a little tighter here i go
flows tighter, hot headed as ghostrider
cold hearted as spiderman throwin a spider in the snow
so ya better Get Low in Flo-rida inside of a lowrider with no tires in the hole
why am i like this? why is winter cold
why is it when i talk im so biased to the hose (host?)
listen dog chris******as is off this is as soft as it gets
this isnt golf this is a blistering assault
those are your wounds this is the salt
so get lost
************t dissin me is just like pissin off the wizard of oz
wrap a lizard in gauze beat you in the jaws with it
grab the scissors and saws and
cut out your livers gizzards and ******
throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with jaws
so sip piss like sizzurp through a straw
then discribe how it tasted like dessert to us all
got the gall to make chris piss in his draws
ticklin him go to his grave, skip him and visit his dog
you on fire
thats how ya know your on a roll
cause when you hot its like your burnin up everyone elses cold
your on fire
man im so ****** sick i got ambulances pullin me over and ************t
your on fire
ya need to stop drop and roll cause when you say the ************t to give the whole hip hop shop the blow
your on fire.. your on fire
I just wrote a bull************t hook in between two long ass verses if you mistook the for a song, look
this aint a song its a warnin to brooke, hogan and david cook
that the crook just took over so book
run as fast as you can, stop writin and kill it
im lightning in a skillet your a ****** flash in a pan
i pop up you ************es scatter like hot grease spla************n a fan
mr mathers is the man
yeah im pissed but i would rather take this energy and stash it in a can
come back and whip your ass with it again
salivas like sufiric acid in your hand itll eat through anything metal the ass of iron man
turn him into plastic so for you to think that you could stand a ****** chance is assanine
yeah ask the nine man
hit a blind man with a coloring book and told him color inside the lines or get hit widda fine crayon
****** it i aint playin
pull up in a van and hop out at a homeless man holdin a sign sayin
vietnam vet.. im out my ****** mind man
kick over the can beat his ass and leave him 9 grand
so if i seem a little mean to you this aint savage you aint never seen the brew
you wanna get graphic we can go the scenic route
you couldnt make a belemic puke on a piece of ****** corn and peanut boo (?)
sayin you sick quit playin you ****** dont nobody care
then why the ****** am i yellin at air
i aint even talkin to noone cause aint nobody there
nobody will ****** test me cause these hos wont even dare
im wastin punchlines but i got so many to spare i just thought of another one that might go here
naw dont waste it save it psycho yeah
plus you gotta rewrite those lines that you said about michaels hair
you on fire
thats how ya know your on a roll
cause when you hot its like your burnin up everyone elses cold
your on fire
man im so hot my mother****** firetrucks on fire homie
your on fire
ya need to stop drop and roll cause when you say the ************t to give the whole hip hop shop the blow
your on fire.. your on fire