[00:25.96]If I Had $1,000,000
[00:32.13]I'd buy you a house
[00:35.23]I would buy you a house
[00:37.97]If I Had $1,000,000
[00:43.94]I'd buy you furniture for your house
[00:47.38]Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
[00:49.97]If I Had $1,000,000
[00:55.93]I'd buy you a K-Car a nice Reliant automobile
[01:01.76]If I Had $1,000,000
[01:05.77]I'd buy your love
[01:13.81]If I Had $1,000,000
[01:17.42]I'd build a tree fort in our yard
[01:20.00]If I Had $1,000,000
[01:23.12]You could help it wouldn't be that hard
[01:26.26]If I Had $1,000,000
[01:29.02]Maybe we could put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
[01:31.95]We could just go up there and hang out
[01:33.03]Like open the fridge and stuff and
[01:35.89]There'd be foods laid out for us
[01:37.16]With little pre-wrapped sausages and things
[01:40.03]They have pre-wrapped sausages
[01:42.34]But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
[01:44.34]Well can you blame them Yeah
[01:46.59]If I Had $1,000,000
[01:53.43]I'd buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat
[01:56.67]That's cruel
[01:58.78]If I Had $1,000,000
[02:05.06]I'd buy you an exotic pet like a llama or an emu
[02:10.65]If I Had $1,000,000
[02:16.88]I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
[02:20.04]All them crazy elephant bones
[02:22.77]If I Had $1,000,000
[02:26.33]I'd buy your love
[02:34.38]If I Had $1,000,000
[02:37.65]We wouldn't have to walk to the store
[02:40.39]If I Had $1,000,000
[02:43.61]We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
[02:47.36]If I Had $1,000,000
[02:49.59]We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
[02:52.04]But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course
[02:53.90]We would we'd just eat more
[02:55.63]And buy really expensive ketchup with it
[02:58.62]That's right all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup
[03:07.17]If I Had $1,000,000
[03:13.82]I'd buy you a green dress but not a real green dress
[03:17.66]That's cruel
[03:19.31]If I Had $1,000,000
[03:25.51]I'd buy you some art a Picasso or a Garfunkel
[03:31.33]If I Had $1,000,000
[03:37.56]I'd buy you a monkey haven't you always wanted a monkey?
[03:43.26]If I Had $1,000,000
[03:46.90]I'd buy your LOVE
[03:55.13]If I Had $1,000,000
[03:58.08]If I Had $1,000,000
[04:01.17]If I Had $1,000,000
[04:03.90]If I Had $1,000,000
[04:14.45]I'd Be Rich