[ti:Cell Phone（feat. Breezy Lovejoy）] [ar:Dumbfoundead] [al:DFD] [offset:0] [00:00.57]Cell Phone（feat Breezy Lovejoy） - Dumbfoundead [00:02.59]Woke up so dizzy [00:17.16]Drunk and hungover [00:18.92]Can't find my house keys [00:21.44]Who was the chauffeur [00:23.04]Got one shoe on and not the slightest clue where my cell phone is [00:28.81]What was the name I was definitely on one [00:33.97]Ronda Miranda or Sandra [00:35.76]Shouldn't have mixed that light with the dark rum [00:38.20]Now I'm in the bathroom throwing up a lung [00:39.95]Gotta make a run for that Gatorade punch [00:41.85]Head pounding on the one like an 808 drum [00:43.71]Gotta grab Pho hangover 101 [00:44.97]It soaks it all up you should know that bruh [00:47.86]Pocket full of numbers covered in weed crumbs [00:49.72]I'm a lover not a fighter why my knuckles feel numb [00:52.05]No pun intended but I really feel dumb--founded [00:53.74]On my neighbors front lawn throwing up [00:55.62]Seems last night I was acting like a fool [00:57.74]Tagged Facebook pictures of me jumping in a pool [01:00.03]Wearing nothing but a hat and my birthday suit [01:02.02]I was smashed to the max on a work day too [01:04.33]But I looked overjoyed in my polaroid pics [01:05.68]With my mustache fresh looking like a koi fish [01:08.06]My swag turned up on that soulja boy shit [01:09.77]Feeling real good about my bad choices [01:11.47]Who in the world is the girl in my bed [01:13.81]Who's the dude on the couch with dreads [01:15.47]And why in the hell was I drinking so much [01:17.76]Shoulda stuck with the weed like Breezy told us [01:19.72]Now I'm looking for the Folgers awake from a coma [01:21.86]Making my way through empty bottles of Corona [01:23.68]Follow the aroma it leads to the doja [01:25.75]Roll up smoke up and do it all over [01:28.43]Woke up so dizzy [01:29.37]Drunk and hungover [01:30.55]Can't find my house keys [01:33.37]Who was the chauffeur [01:34.90] [01:35.77]Got one shoe on and not the slightest clue where my cell phone is [01:40.74]Friday night just got paid [01:45.56]Brand new fit clean boy shave [01:47.49]Feeling good pregame my place [01:49.44]The homies came through with a gang of fade [01:51.60]They said they're trying to get loose in a major way [01:53.85]So they sip grey goose no juice just straight [01:55.40](What it do young buck pour a cup) I'm straight [01:57.59]I'm waiting on the tree I got fifty on the Z [01:59.82]Plus I ain't even ate [02:01.88]Ya'll go heavy in the paint I'll go heavy on the dank [02:04.11]You go heavy on the drink and gon' end up on your face [02:06.11]Not me not me [02:07.17]But I don't think I'mma get my weed [02:09.12]Some time soon I'mma have to proceed [02:10.84]To consume the first thing I see [02:12.96]A little OJ and another Belvadee [02:14.40]Two shots for her two shots for me [02:16.32]The more that we booze the less that we see [02:18.27] [02:18.95]Now that is more booze than Apollo The- [02:21.10]-atre up like I'm big on the tree later [02:23.88]Outside pissing on the street haters [02:25.54]Cops came through on the creep gave me [02:27.71]A ticket and a muf**kin' speech [02:29.23]And meanwhile I'mma pee [02:31.91]Shots shots shots shots [02:33.55]I'm thinking stop it's not that deep damn [02:35.36] [02:36.57]Trying to give it all I got got [02:38.36]And then I threw up in the god damn [02:39.80]Woke up so dizzy [02:40.87]Drunk and hungover [02:42.38]Can't find my house keys [02:45.26]Who was the chauffeur [02:46.81]Got one shoe on and not the slightest clue where my cell phone is [02:52.27]There's an unfamiliar ceiling in this place [02:57.41]With a very familiar feeling of disgrace [02:59.24]As my eyes open up for the first time after [03:01.71]Another blackout castrophe disaster [03:03.11]And captures the image of the rafters above [03:05.50]And the cold concrete on my back is enough [03:07.73]To wake me and make me stand up in amazement [03:09.92]Where is this unfinished basement [03:11.32]How'd I get here I need to get home [03:13.96]But I can't leave until I find my key and my phone [03:16.21]Then I see a girl asleep and alone in the corner [03:18.18]I walk toward her not knowing for sure who she was [03:20.23]I just hoped that her phone was on [03:21.62]And I ain't spoken to my girl I told her I would call her [03:23.94]Tapped on her cold shoulder when she rolled over I saw her damn [03:27.67]My memory is better than I think [03:29.80]I remember last night had her bent over the sink [03:31.80]In the bathroom staring at her lower back tattoo [03:33.76]Flashback boom and I'm back to the new [03:35.66]Back to the what now what am I gonna do [03:38.08]Picked up her phone and dialed my own number to [03:40.30]See if I could hear it ringing and sure enough [03:42.51]It's on the floor of the bathroom with more of my stuff [03:44.48]Condom keys and my wallet [03:45.44]An absent-minded strategic alcoholic [03:47.13]Strategic cause the condom wrapper was empty [03:50.82]Tip-toed out the door kinda gently [03:52.70]Woke up so dizzy [03:53.58]Drunk and hungover [03:54.53]Can't find my house keys [03:57.28]Who was the chauffeur [03:58.93]Got one shoe on and not the slightest clue where my cell phone is