[00:18]I took her on a date things seemed so bright
[00:20]I knew I would not need my youporn tonight
[00:24]We go to her place and we fooled around
[00:28]We throw all our clothes to the ground
[00:36]We begin as she turns out the lights
[00:40]I start but feel something so very extra tight
[00:44]I hear her cry and I see her frown
[00:48]I look at the condom it is all brown
[00:57]Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole
[01:04]I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul
[01:13]Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole
[01:23]Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
[01:26]In my defense those holes are so close together
[01:30]Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
[01:34]It's a common accident during doggy style
[01:42]It was so dark I couldn't see so good
[01:46]I had no idea where I put my wood
[01:50]I want to make things better want to make it alright
[01:54]If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)
[02:03]Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole
[02:11]I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul
[02:20]I never ever want to make you feel hurting
[02:24]I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting
[02:28]Tell me how you feel baby please don't pause
[02:32]Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
[02:36]Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix
[02:40]From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics
[02:44]If this was Alabama we would be on trial
[02:47]That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child
[02:54]I've got a confession and I think you wont mind
[02:58]I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
[03:03]I don't know baby I'm no Sodomite
[03:06]Can't we just try it again tonight?
[03:13]Alright!
[03:15]Every night I stick it in the wrong hole
[03:23]It's so much fun and we don't need no birth control
[03:31]When we stick it in the wrong hole.
[03:48]I stuck in your ass.