Why won't Asian's have sex with me?
 I'm really good at math and I love Bruce Lee
 I want you to be my fortune cookie
 Oh, why won't Asian girls ever hook up with me?
 With me, oh no

 I'm the kind of guy with a long sexual past
 Get so much ass my cock needs a cast
 Sex all the time, it gets so messy
 I **** a lot of bitches like Uncle Jesse
 But when it comes to a certain type of race
 You Asian girls spray mace in my face
 I do not understand what I'm doing wrong
 That's why I wrote you Asian girls a special song
 Why won't Asian's have sex with me?
 I play the violin and I love sushi
 I would like to perform some bukkake
 Oh, why won't Asian girls ever hook up with me?
 Met my first Asian when I was only three
 First day of nursery, her name was Kim Lee
 I crawled over quick to show her my thing
 I got more love for than there were people in Beijing
 I'm like "what's wrong baby? Why you being so shitty? At least let me play with your Hello Kitty"
 She said "no, no, no. You're making me sick"
 As she got into her mom's suped up Honda Civic
 Honda Civic, Honda Civic, Honda Civic, Civic

 Is it 'cause I'm taller than 5'3?
 Or is it 'cause there's hair on my body?
 Is it 'cause I don't like to drink sake wine?
 That you'll never, ever, ever love me long time
 Is it 'cause I'm Eastern-European?
 And I'm not sure if your Japanese, Chinese, or Korean
 Is it 'cause I rarely go to the barber?
 That you treat my heart like it was Pearl Harbor

 (Oh!)
 Just because I live in my mom's garage
 There are no happy endings in my Asian massage
 I love you girls from Japan to Manila
 But you run away from me like I was freaking Godzilla
 If I was fit and a little bit leaner
 I could maybe kiss the Asian's at my local dry cleaner
 But until the day happens, until the day comes
 I'll never get my hands on my Asian plum
 If you love me baby, my love will go far
 I would even let you ride me like I was a car
 But we'll be careful, I'll hold on tight
 'Cause I've seen you Asian's drive before
 And it's not a pretty sight heh ('cause you're Asian)
 Oh, why won't Asian's have sex with me?
 All I really want is Asian pussy
 I try and I try and I never succeed
 Oh why won't Asian girls ever hook up with me?
 With me-ee-ee-ee oh no

 Lick my balls