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[00:15.842] Why won't Asian's have sex with me?
[00:20.018] I'm really good at math and I love Bruce Lee
[00:24.293] I want you to be my fortune cookie
[00:28.234] Oh, why won't Asian girls ever hook up with me?
[00:32.958] With me, oh no
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[00:42.085] I'm the kind of guy with a long sexual past
[00:44.122] Get so much ass my cock needs a cast
[00:46.212] Sex all the time, it gets so messy
[00:48.466] I **** a lot of bitches like Uncle Jesse
[00:50.390] But when it comes to a certain type of race
[00:52.819] You Asian girls spray mace in my face
[00:54.934] I do not understand what I'm doing wrong
[00:57.064] That's why I wrote you Asian girls a special song
[00:59.261] Why won't Asian's have sex with me?
[01:03.550] I play the violin and I love sushi
[01:07.656] I would like to perform some bukkake
[01:11.993] Oh, why won't Asian girls ever hook up with me?
[01:16.995] Met my first Asian when I was only three
[01:19.011] First day of nursery, her name was Kim Lee
[01:21.247] I crawled over quick to show her my thing
[01:23.384] I got more love for than there were people in Beijing
[01:25.389] I'm like "what's wrong baby? Why you being so shitty? At least let me play with your Hello Kitty"
[01:29.583] She said "no, no, no. You're making me sick"
[01:32.014] As she got into her mom's suped up Honda Civic
[01:34.800] Honda Civic, Honda Civic, Honda Civic, Civic
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[01:43.149] Is it 'cause I'm taller than 5'3?
[01:47.253] Or is it 'cause there's hair on my body?
[01:51.413] Is it 'cause I don't like to drink sake wine?
[01:55.611] That you'll never, ever, ever love me long time
[02:00.521] Is it 'cause I'm Eastern-European?
[02:04.092] And I'm not sure if your Japanese, Chinese, or Korean
[02:09.225] Is it 'cause I rarely go to the barber?
[02:12.984] That you treat my heart like it was Pearl Harbor
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[02:19.630] (Oh!)
[02:20.226] Just because I live in my mom's garage
[02:22.123] There are no happy endings in my Asian massage
[02:24.468] I love you girls from Japan to Manila
[02:26.525] But you run away from me like I was freaking Godzilla
[02:28.743] If I was fit and a little bit leaner
[02:30.870] I could maybe kiss the Asian's at my local dry cleaner
[02:33.159] But until the day happens, until the day comes
[02:35.237] I'll never get my hands on my Asian plum
[02:37.639] If you love me baby, my love will go far
[02:39.665] I would even let you ride me like I was a car
[02:41.831] But we'll be careful, I'll hold on tight
[02:44.071] 'Cause I've seen you Asian's drive before
[02:46.173] And it's not a pretty sight heh ('cause you're Asian)
[02:48.611] Oh, why won't Asian's have sex with me?
[02:52.694] All I really want is Asian pussy
[02:57.012] I try and I try and I never succeed
[03:00.905] Oh why won't Asian girls ever hook up with me?
[03:05.570] With me-ee-ee-ee oh no
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[03:14.596] Lick my balls