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[00:13.12]God, I hate Shakespeare
[00:16.31]But when I sit and really contemplate Shakespeare
[00:20.79]I guess I hate the fact that he is everything I ever dreamed that I could be
[00:29.43]I mostly hate the way he makes me feel about me
[00:37.49]Cause the truth is
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[00:39.95]It wouldn't be that bad to be Shakespeare
[00:43.93]In fact, I'd give my left gnad to be Shakespeare
[00:47.65]If I could only have one tiny little smidgen of his notoriety
[00:52.56]It would relieve me of these pressures of responsibility
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[00:57.38]I've gotta make it happen
[00:59.23]Gotta find that pot of gold
[01:01.81]If there was just some way to know just what the future holds
[01:10.23](Spoken) What the future holds!
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