[00:00.85]You're walking in the woods
[00:03.06]There's no one around and your phone is dead
[00:06.27]Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him
[00:08.52]Shia LaBeouf
[00:10.74]He's following you about thirty feet back
[00:13.43]He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
[00:17.16]He's gaining on you
[00:18.35]Shia LaBeouf
[00:21.29]You're looking for your car but you're all turned around
[00:24.37]He's almost upon you now, and you can see...
[00:26.80]There's blood on his face
[00:28.29]My God, there's blood everywhere!
[00:30.58]Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf
[00:33.09]He's brandishing a knife, it's Shia LaBeouf
[00:35.69]Lurking in the shadows
[00:38.10]Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
[00:40.62]Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)
[00:43.11]Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)
[00:45.54]Eating all the bodies
[00:48.19]Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
[00:51.58]Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him
[00:55.09]But you're hopelessly lost yourself
[00:57.52]Stranded with a murderer
[00:59.00]You creep silently through the underbrush
[01:01.39]Aha!
[01:02.52]In the distance, a small cottage with a light on – hope!
[01:06.49]You move stealthily toward it...
[01:08.42]But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
[01:11.04]Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet)
[01:13.46]Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet)
[01:15.93]Now you're on the doorstep
[01:18.41]Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf
[01:20.92]Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf)
[01:23.61]But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf)
[01:25.75]You're sneaking up behind him
[01:28.67]Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf
[01:31.20]Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf
[01:33.53]Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf
[01:36.00]Stab it in his kidney
[01:38.57]Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf
[01:42.32]You limp into the dark woods
[01:44.16]Blood oozing from your stump leg
[01:47.86]You've beaten Shia LaBeouf
[01:51.03]Wait! He isn't dead! Shia surprise!
[01:53.49]There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes
[01:55.95]But you can do Jiu Jitsu
[01:58.62]Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
[02:01.01]Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
[02:03.48]Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
[02:06.03]You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf
[02:08.50]But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
[02:11.02]He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
[02:13.37]You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
[02:16.10]You're chopping off his head now
[02:18.60]You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf
[02:21.96]His head topples to the floor, expressionless
[02:26.23]You fall to your knees and catch your breath
[02:29.76]You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf
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