[ti:扮皇帝]
[00:01.788]做皇帝你在行
[00:04.369]这话说得太荒唐
[00:07.324]什么生意都听过
[00:10.346]没听过皇帝这一行
[00:16.444]做皇帝要专长
[00:19.470]我做皇帝比人强
[00:22.498]世代祖传又名黄
[00:25.528]扮起来准像唐明皇
[00:28.501]唐明皇胡子长
[00:31.430]你齿白唇红嘴上光
[00:34.585]一点都不像唐明皇
[00:37.723]做一个太监到相当
[00:40.709]难道你见过皇帝的面
[00:43.745]知道皇帝的胡子长
[00:47.281]虽没见过真皇帝
[00:49.740]可见过戏里的唐明皇
[00:52.671]你没有胡子总不像
[00:55.778]只有把假的装一装装一装
[01:22.247]跟我学照我样
[01:28.112]我教你做唐明皇
[01:33.613]皇帝走路要像样
[01:46.625]大摇大摆莫匆忙啊莫匆忙
[02:09.339]做皇帝要端庄
[02:18.419]看人不能太轻狂
[02:24.132]两眼盯着人家望
[02:30.829]不像皇帝像流氓像流氓