Greetings Earthlings
My name is Alaska Thunder************* 5000 from the planet Glametron
What's yours?
Now I've come along way to be hear tonight
So lets get our Greetings and Salutations out of the way right now
Shall We?
Hi...
Ooh, I don't know about you Miss Kitty but I feel so much yummier
Now there is an issue that has recently come to my intention
That we need to discuss right now.
Is That Ok with you Honey?
Are You Ready?
You. Are You Ready? (Ok)
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Your Makeup Is Terrible
Your Makeup Is Terrible
Your Makeup Is Terrible
Your Makeup Is Terrible
But I love you anyway
Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Your Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Your Makeup is Terrible
But I love you anyway
Now I heard this is the best mother******* club in all the land.
Is That Correct?
(uh-huh) Mm-hmm
Well it better be, because
I never had no stunt shows or shenanigans at the doorway
Mr. Doorman, what's that?
You need my I.D.?
This face is my I.D. mother******
Now I'm not the kind of ************* who is going to go behind your back
And Talk *************t on you.
If I have an issue with you, I will bring it right to your Busted Face
Now lets discuss it right now, shall we?
Ok?
Alright?
Ok?
Are You Ready? (uh-huh)
You specifically, Are You Ready?
(Who me? Oh yeah, I totally am)
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Your Makeup Is Terrible
Your Makeup Is Terrible
Your Makeup Is Terrible
Your Makeup Is Terrible
But I love you anyway
Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Your Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Your Makeup is Terrible
But I love you anyway
Oh my gosh...
This is the really serious part of the song, do you hear that?
(Oh my god...)
You see, there is something I have to confess
You and I have a lot more in common than I thought
And there is something I need to bring your attention, right now
Are You Ready? (I think so...)
Oh no... Are You Ready?
That's better.
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
Are You Ready?
My Makeup Is Terrible
My Makeup Is Terrible (Noo...)
My Makeup Is Terrible (Why?)
My Makeup Is Terrible
But do you love me anyway?
Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
My Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Our Makeup is Terrible
But I love you anyway