[00:42.83]Me and a friend went out one night, walkin' in the street
[00:49.53]We talked of God and the end of the world
[00:52.76]I stuck my head in a fire hydrant
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[00:56.40]The night was cool, It was around the time that the bad ladies come out
[01:02.80]While river rats broke windows and performed unnatural acts
[01:09.20]We walked halfway across the town and sang in an amphitheatre
[01:15.26]Then we walked a little further and admired some graffiti
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[01:21.66]Dodging cars as we crossed the highway
[01:24.40]We sure must have looked ugly
[01:27.20]My shirt was soaked, the grass was wet
[01:30.16]I stuck head in a fire hydrant
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[01:33.70]We talked of things in the Good Book while there was a naked lady on TV
[01:39.53]She had no care, she had no shame, she had little propellers on
[01:45.40]My friend, he said "I can't help but look at this naked lady's body."
[01:51.16]I said "Dear friend, you got a dirty mind stick your head in a fire hydrant."
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[01:57.30]Earlier that evening, I went to a banquet, hoping she might be there
[02:03.26]But she wasn't so I went to this other girl's house who was freaked out on drugs
[02:08.96]So later after that, after the first part of this song, on my way home
[02:15.40]I drove past this other girl's house who would not accept my calls
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[02:21.26]I noticed she had her light on as I drove slowly by
[02:28.40]I wondered if she noticed me, I stuck my head in a fire hydrant
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