[00:00.000] 作词 : Isabella Bunny Bennett/David Michael Bennett
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Isabella Bunny Bennett/David Michael Bennett
[00:07.200]One moonlight night
[00:23.754]One moonlight night in the bayou a silhouette
[00:28.778]The air was sweet and the fog was vi-o-let
[00:33.797]The gators were all drinking tea, in a dreamy pantsless glee
[00:38.561]I saw a suspendered man, a banjo holstered in his hands.
[00:43.331]He had biggest red suspenders I ever did see, golly gee that's what I've seen
[00:48.618]He flicked the brim of his hat, and this is what he said to me.
[00:53.635]"Mister robut ah am The Suspender Man
[00:58.412]And dis banjo 'as shown me dah promised land.
[01:03.177]Now ah play a song but in return, yoo put dat shiny coin right 'ere in mah urn.
[01:08.198]And ah play yoo sumfin fine. Mah music gonna blow yo mind!"
[01:13.211]So I flicked my coin into his pot, I gotta admit it twasn't a lot
[01:17.974]Two cents and then his fingers wriggled,
[01:20.483]he plucked those strings and belched a giggle.
[01:23.243]He tapped his foot, howled like a hound
[01:25.498]Igniting up the unholy sound.
[01:32.540]And I ain't never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never,
[01:35.542]never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never,
[01:37.800]never, never, never, never, never, heard anything so great.
[01:42.825]Call the vendors.
[01:45.368]Big Suspenders.
[01:47.619]That's what everybody wants to wear.
[01:52.393]They stretch to Nantucket.
[01:55.193]Put them in a bucket
[01:57.445]And send them to the gnome trapped down the well
[02:00.456](Tug 'em with thumbs is ideal)
[02:02.712](While rollin' back on your heels)
[02:04.958](Yeah)
[02:06.471]He played the two cent show
[02:11.038]And just like that he stopped playing
[02:13.799]My jaw dropped to the floor.
[02:16.054]He cracked his neck and smiled at me,
[02:18.059]And said,
[02:18.570]"Buddy, y'gotta pay for more!"
[02:21.078]But by then a crowd had swarmed the swamp,
[02:23.333]tossin' coin in after coin.
[02:25.841]So he cleared his throat, and his fingers writhed,
[02:28.358]and everyone shouted for Suspender Guy.
[02:34.370]Call the vendors
[02:36.900]Big Suspenders
[02:39.410]That's what grandma wants for her birthday
[02:44.233]They're bright red and awesome
[02:46.742]Even worn by opossums
[02:49.029]Nobody wants their pants to fall down
[02:52.533](Ma and Pappy want 'em too)
[02:54.542](Even the ghost of your Uncle Stu)
[02:56.548](Yeah)
[02:58.299]He played the two cent show
[03:03.321]Fracture that banjo!
[03:44.211]All the children sing and dance
[03:46.968]Those banjo sounds instill a trance
[03:49.479]By 4 AM the press what hot
[03:51.985]Suspender Man on the front page spot
[03:54.501]Suspenders were in and spats were out
[03:57.003]The girls all suffered from fainting bouts
[03:59.540]The banjos flew off the shelves
[04:01.798]Sprouting wings with dreams
[04:03.064]of being played by Suspender Man.
[04:09.294]But in the middle of February
[04:11.555]the fog turned a crimson red
[04:14.054]The Suspender Man disappeared,
[04:16.315]everyone was heels over head
[04:19.070]But we found his suspenders and that old banjo
[04:21.340]sittin' right there on his log
[04:24.103]And though he's gone,
[04:25.107]that's what he gets
[04:26.361]for selling his soul to the bog
[04:34.071]Big Suspenders
[04:36.327]Put them in a blender
[04:38.582]Three bat teeth and a blackened demon eye
[04:43.595]Bring it to a boil
[04:46.112]Release your mortal coil
[04:48.369]Out pops a belt to wear for you and me-
[04:53.396]Nobody wants their pants to fall down-
[04:58.429]You could wear a dress and then...you'd have no need
[05:02.686](The alligators had it right)
[05:04.692](Wearing pants it sure does bite)
[05:06.952](Yeah)
[05:08.697]He played the two cent show